Until They Started Eating Everybody
An Illustrated Novella
Infiltrating the Hero’s Party was supposed to be simple—Rosie has done it a hundred times. Slip in, lure the hero into a trap, collect a fat reward from the Demon King. Easy. Except this hero is Constance: a seven-foot paladin with a star-steel greatsword, a bottomless appetite, and a party who thinks “combat encounter” means “all-you-can-eat buffet.” Every monster Rosie sends their way gets gobbled up, slurped down, or swallowed whole before her carefully laid plans even begin.
Now Rosie’s racing to stay one step ahead of her own allies as they eat, slurp, and devour their way through every obstacle—including the Demon King’s prized minions. Between a hungry paladin, a smug elf archer, and a goblin with chronic “gets eaten” syndrome, the real danger isn’t the dungeon—it’s surviving dinner time. A chaotic, ravenous, monster-munching adventure, Infiltrating the Hero’s Party Was Easy (Until They Started Eating Everybody) is a voracious comedy that delivers exactly what it promises: fun, filth, and a whole party full of predators.
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Contains 54 pages and 13 illustrations.
Written by CHedge
Illustrated by SeekGr